1.) Rain turns me on

2.) I live in Sin City but I am originally from Va.

3.) Cooking is not just a trade for me it is a heartfelt passion to me sitting down over good food and drink rules life.

4.) I love piling up on my pedestal (bed) with magazine’s just reading through them til I fall asleep.

5.) I have no children and never been married.

6.) To combine my love for the adult industry and hospitality I want to own a strip club and a bar.

7.) Anytime is the right time for sex if u ask me.

8.) I am a crime show buff so Discovery Id was made for me lol

9.) My wildest fantasy is to have sex outside on a bed a lite rainfall would top it off.

10.) I love rock music from Queen to Kid Rock (I am a huge Kid Rock and Aerosmith fan)

• Cougar’s do possess a certain self confidence that allows us to be sensual, aggressive, somewhat coy, and candid in all area’s of our life.
• We have had great relationship’s and bad one’s just like everyone else that doesn’t mean we are an emotional wreck needing you to play Dr. Phil for us.
• We don’t think about sex all the time we have to work , spend time with family, friends, and plus me time. * Keep in mind though we do tend to be quite horny so you my find us wanting sex at odd times, odd places, different positions, and we like to experiment.*
• We are full of wisdom but that doesn’t mean we are going to treat you like mom.
• Yes we are self sufficient but that doesn’t mean we are going to spend our dough on you we expect you to be the same.
• We do like you to be hot but we also like you to have brains to nothing worse than dealing with someone whose only topic’s of conversation’s is how many shot’s he can do, his phone, his rod, getting high,  and where the next party is there  really is just so much more to life.
• We are aggressive in our pursuit of you meaning yes we let you know right away we want you however, we aren’t going to chase you and chase you like we have lost our mind.  We learned a long time ago anything that you have to chase to much may not be that good for you so if we lose out well we just lose out.
• When it comes to sex not every cougar wants to be banged or will we devour you like we are some wild animal.
• We do what it takes to keep ourselves up and if we haven’t begun we are quick to catch up.

Now that you have my view on cougars being that I am one go out there and experience the joys of one.

Mr. Fart-O-Rama: He loves a home cooked meal and I love to cook so one Sunday I whipped us up some rib-eye steaks, double stuffed baked potatoes, and french cut string beans.  Had a nice bottle of wine I love white yeah I know white doesn’t go with meat but I love Chateau Ste. Michelle’s Riesling pick you up some trust me it’s a treat.  Honey ate everything on his plate which made me smile nothing like seeing someone enjoy your cooking and off we go to chill out on the couch.  We are sitting there with the TV on just talking when he let’s out a fart now if it had been just a simple fart I would have just laughed it off.  But the farts just kept on coming and they smelt like chemicals I am dead serious seemed like every 15 min. he was letting out a series of farts.  We were into the second bottle of wine and I was feeling mighty nice I just flat out told him I need to harness that gas you got and sell it I bet it could be used as a new bio-diesel fuel.  Once I said that I broke into a deep laughter which didn’t sit to well with him oh well.

Mr. Smelly Man: Make plans to hang out after he comes from the gym.  Little did I know he wasn’t going to wash up before he got here I had never had a dude come over after the gym that wanted to use my shower.  My first thought was to say no but by the way he was smelling it was a must he wasn’t even nice enough to clean my bathroom up. Ugggh  The date was short and I am not pressed to talk to him something about that completely turned me off. Am I being to picky?

Mr. Enzyte:  Now don’t go under the assumption that only older men have problems getting it up it can hit men in 30′s.  This guy was so sexy I just wanted to crawl all over him he talked right, walked right, smelled right, one hell of a kisser, and I had no problem with him wanting to take thing’s slow.  Well after a month of this question’s began to pop in my mind is he not feeling me?  Have I not sent out the right signal?  Is there someone else in the picture?  So he comes over and once again we are hot and heavy on the couch it’s about 2 am or so and I knew he didn’t have to work the next day.  I excused myself went in my bedroom came back with just a t-shirt and boy shorts and straddled his lap he smiled so hard once again we are at.  He’s telling me he wants me I tell take me I am thinking to myself what do I have to do get butt naked crack these legs and guide you into the pussy like a ground air traffic controller.  Well he slows things down to tell me he has been having issue’s with getting up and had gone to the doctor for some pills and you know me I told him to pop one. You should have seen how fast I went off to the kitchen to get him a glass of water  he was very pleased to see I was so understanding about it however,  all my understanding went out the window when hour later I am so heated that I was jumpier than a cat on a hot tin roof.   Poor man was so disappointed with himself I told him he need to try a different brand and to go back to his doctor.  I have to admit he is hella good with the tongue and he likes to help me play with the toys.

Mr. Drive-Thru:  Now some of you may seen me tweet about this guy but in case you missed it let me recap for you.  It was a Wens. night and right as I came off cam I get a call from this guy whom I had never given the goodies to.  He proceeds to tell me how horny he is and all the things he wants to do to me cause he had peeped in on me in free chat .  It’s 9:30 pm he has to be to work at 11 it takes 20 min. to get to my house from his and then a 25 min. ride to his job from my house I kindly pointed this out to him and asked what did he think my pussy was a drive thru ?  With all I have do you think that it will only take 7 min. or less to serve me come on you shouldn’t even let a girl know all that.  No I haven’t received a call back poor ole me. Not!!! lol

Until next time you guys Misbehave

Now for some turning the big 40 can put them in crisis but for me it’s a time of reflection yes it has brought some tears but it has brought even more laughter.  I will never forget my grandparents granny with her openness about life, my granddaddy’s strong work ethnic, finesse, love for family, and the way they thought me to really enjoy the simple things about life.  I still find those simple things are some of the best things to enjoy rain, the sunset, time with friends, a good meal, and quite time.

Do I have any regrets well I would be lying if I said I didn’t but I don’t focus on them in a negative way I look back at them and use them as a guide not only for myself but to help others out who may be in or facing  similar situations.

I am so looking forward to going onto new chapter’s in my life right now I am about to burst I will always remain somewhat shy, humble, outspoken, a thinker outside the box, and dancing through the tulips. Number 1 I refuse to ever stop learning because the moment you feel you know all you need to know well that’s when you might as well hang up your saddle and sit on the throne you can rule the world.  Not!!!!!   There is this wildness lurking inside me I think the true Cougar in me is about to come out     I want my naval pierced, a few tattoo’s , new boobs, travel more, learn to pole dance, take on doing yoga, party from sun up to sun down every now and then, and woo hoo can’t wait to be even a naughtier girl doing some porn.  So stay tune the show is just starting !!!!!

Now what girl doesn’t love gifts my birthday is May 26 here is my wish list link show Ms. Lynn some love:
Voluptuous Lynn’s Wish List

Now let me tell you what Ms. Lynn has run into:

Mr. I Can Change Your World:  He starts of being so understanding about what you do but yet after talking with you for awhile they want to convince that if you stop doing what you do they will take care of you.  Ahhh yeah right!!!!  You are going to totally provide for me if I quit doing what I do I think not.  You’re already moaning and complaining about the cost of things,  never want to do anything,  uptight,  or barely want to work .  I can just see me now barefoot, naked,  and sitting around all day watching  television.

Mr. Let’s Make A Porn: Soon as you tell them what you do their eyes get the size of saucers and they are ready to do film with you.  They are not even trying to hear what it takes for a man to last on camera, time it takes, the scrutiny that comes with it, and how it maybe possible for one to freeze up on cam.  All they wanna say is that they got a big dick and can go long and hard well if that is all true can I find out one on one first? lol before we go breaking out the camera.

Mr. Let Me Analyze You: He wants to put you on the couch and hear all about your childhood, life experience’s, family, and friends so he can try to analyze why you would want to or do work in the adult industry.  Now he doesn’t come out directly and ask these questions he takes his time digging around and cozying up to you then once you have gotten comfortable with him. Out the blue he comes (usually in a public place so that the possibility of you snapping on him lessens) with his detailed analysis of why you choose to do this, why you shouldn’t be, what path HE!!! feels would be right for you to be taking, and directions on how to do what HE feels.  They will not accept the answer that  your an exhibitionist, a voyouer,  sensual, and very sexual so you felt why not combine all of that to do something that you love.  Hey may only realize he is a jerk when you get up quietly and leave him sitting there in there in the resturant.

Mr. I Am Not:  Is a sweet guy except that once he asks what u like sexually he starts to say well I am not into all that then proceeds to tell you exactly what he does in bed play by play.  Little do they know that once they give up their whole Strict  play book you don’t feel the need to even enter sit on their bench.

Now you have some insight into why ladies have an arsenal of toys.

Don’t fret phone lovers, ass worshipers, small dick fellas, foot fetish loving, and sissy boys your Goddess will still be able for calls better yet there will be even more of me to see and love so Stay Tuned.

If  you would like to donate to Ms. Lynn’s Boobie Fund so I can retain all my voluptuousness please do so I will be updating my progress on my quest weekly so stay tuned.

Thank You

Voluptuous Lynn

Now if you follow me on Twitter you know I work some strange hours so you can imagine the calls I get.  The best one came on a Sunday morning when I had a customer who wanted me to play a younger girl.  Well it was your normal call I was 18 and full of cum we are at the point in the call when I am getting my throat fucked when all of the sudden he tells me that he wants  me to sing Ooops I Did It Again because in his mind I am a young black  Britney Spears.   It took everything in me not to break out laughing but it is a good thing I remember part of the song  so there I am gagging with a dildo in my mouth trying to  singing Ooops I Did It Again thank goodness he came with the few words of the song I knew.

Thursday night I get a cam request for a racial humiliation session in reverse which means he wanted to told how much he loved my chocolate pussy but didn’t deserve to have it now this is not an unusual cam session.  What made it unusual was he didn’t not do an exclusive one and that I had a ethnic customer come in who came into the room wanting a cam2cam session who got naked and started stroking during this he looked a little taken back but yet seemed to enjoy it.   What Cam Goddess doesn’t enjoy being entertained by a sissy slut especially when the are a glutton for punishment.  By the time this little trick pony finished shoving things up his ass it was almost as wide as the Grand Canyon and he loved every minute of it.

Now here is the insanity I had been a couple of dates with this guy and felt really comfortable with him he comes over with a DVD of porn.  Now it was not a DVD you buy out the store it was a mash up of clips he liked that was cool with me the mix was really good. The problem came in when this fine man came on the screen I asked him did he know his name .  He got a serious attitude with me and said “I don’t know these dudes names”  “Why? do I need to know their names I am looking at the women who pays attention to them.”  I looked at him and said how in the hell can you not pay attention him when he is putting down some work like that trust me when I tell you this man on the clip was using his boy like tools to fine tune that girls engine.  I asked “Why are you getting so wound up about him ?”  I told him I couldn’t lie I wanted to find him on Twitter so I could tweet and re-tweet with him.  That did set well with Mr. Grumpy either we ended up enjoying the rest of the night but he just doesn’t have any sense of adventure.

Until Next Time Honey’s Mis-Behave

Now the number one request I get from my reader’s is to see more of me well here I am baby now I know you wanna see me fully undressed for now you will have to come into a private session with me at Cammodels.com.  It won’t be long now before I get with Gerald Saunders to get some content done so be on the look out for that to.