Maybe it’s me but I think there is something in the water I have had some hilarious phone calls, some cam shows that have made you go hummm, then there are my encounters with men that just have made me shake my head, and run with for my vibrator.
Now if you follow me on Twitter you know I work some strange hours so you can imagine the calls I get. The best one came on a Sunday morning when I had a customer who wanted me to play a younger girl. Well it was your normal call I was 18 and full of cum we are at the point in the call when I am getting my throat fucked when all of the sudden he tells me that he wants me to sing Ooops I Did It Again because in his mind I am a young black Britney Spears. It took everything in me not to break out laughing but it is a good thing I remember part of the song so there I am gagging with a dildo in my mouth trying to singing Ooops I Did It Again thank goodness he came with the few words of the song I knew.
Thursday night I get a cam request for a racial humiliation session in reverse which means he wanted to told how much he loved my chocolate pussy but didn’t deserve to have it now this is not an unusual cam session. What made it unusual was he didn’t not do an exclusive one and that I had a ethnic customer come in who came into the room wanting a cam2cam session who got naked and started stroking during this he looked a little taken back but yet seemed to enjoy it. What Cam Goddess doesn’t enjoy being entertained by a sissy slut especially when the are a glutton for punishment. By the time this little trick pony finished shoving things up his ass it was almost as wide as the Grand Canyon and he loved every minute of it.
Now here is the insanity I had been a couple of dates with this guy and felt really comfortable with him he comes over with a DVD of porn. Now it was not a DVD you buy out the store it was a mash up of clips he liked that was cool with me the mix was really good. The problem came in when this fine man came on the screen I asked him did he know his name . He got a serious attitude with me and said “I don’t know these dudes names” “Why? do I need to know their names I am looking at the women who pays attention to them.” I looked at him and said how in the hell can you not pay attention him when he is putting down some work like that trust me when I tell you this man on the clip was using his boy like tools to fine tune that girls engine. I asked “Why are you getting so wound up about him ?” I told him I couldn’t lie I wanted to find him on Twitter so I could tweet and re-tweet with him. That did set well with Mr. Grumpy either we ended up enjoying the rest of the night but he just doesn’t have any sense of adventure.
Until Next Time Honey’s Mis-Behave 
