Because it catches you totally off guard there are times you get so pissed off you don’t know what to do. Then once you’ve had the chance to really think about things you find yourself LOL just like I am right now. The idea for this post came to me while driving home and hearing the Bud Light Real Men Of Genius Commercial so here is Ms. Lynn’s version.
Mr. I Wanna Lick You All Over: You make me want to run because as I am walking through the parking lot you slow down, roll your window down, and stick your tongue out at me. As you try to keep up with me your steadily telling me how you just want to lick me all over, does your ability to make your tongue move like a worm, make you think that I will give you my number? or perhaps you think I am going to just jump in your car and hop on your face.
Mr. Producer: I understand more than anyone you that you may meet that you have talent but just haven’t had that chance yet to put it out there. The problem with you Mr. Producer is that you want my funding to help you!!! How in the world after only knowing you for 2 days do you think I am going to hand you over $700 for studio time I know you are about to blow up baby and need a good women by your side. But you will have to do it without Ms. Lynn’s funding Good Luck!!!!!
Mr. Dick Picture Sender: Nothing can stop you from sending a dick pic. to me especially once you find out about what I do. It may be 2 minutes after I tell you or 2 days later I am going to get a dick pic. I won’t lie I don’t mind dick pic. what I do mind is when you Photoshop it and don’t know how to use the tools correctly. Don’t you think I can see how you’ve stretched it, how you’ve added on a different part’s than your own ( you have really got to learn how to use that blend tool), all the variation in it’s color, and let’s not forget that your other hand doesn’t match the one that’s holding it.
Last but not least Mr. Quicker Feeler Upper: You are the guy that as I finish reaching to pick something off the shelf in the store you are standing so close behind me as I step back I bump into your rod. I love how you say oh oh oh watch it as you grab me by waist and try to grind on my ass. Let’s not forget how you think you are so slick as you see me standing there looking and you reach behind or in front of me so close to grab something off the shelf you bump my ass or tit’s. No one would catch onto you if you didn’t go mmmm or try to let your hand linger there.
Ok Gang I am out for now but will be back soon!!!!!
LMAO!! This is probably the last place to look for confuscious meanings however i read the above article and makes me think of a family guy episode..Peter gets promoted cause he is just the average everyday idiot.. We dont look for artistry in everyday life.. just things we can relate to , or feel better about ourselves in relation to. We want to see other people rather then ourselves do the same shit.. Fn irony..Anyway ..adore the hell out of you
Scott * Voice of Solace * * Age of Rhetoric *