Last Wens. night after I was done with camming I headed over to Mr. Anal-phobia’s who had friends in town for the holidays to play some Texas Hold’ Em there were 8 of us there coupled off. We had a really good game I won 4 nice pots 
before we knew it was 2 in the morning the we had a few drinks running through us when one of the ladies suggested we head to a strip club. Well you know me all game for that I was on the phone calling us a cab quicker than you can say your name the whole time we are heading o there I was secretly hoping to myself that these weren’t the type of ladies who would get in a strip club and show their asses. You know the one’s I am talking about they start yelling, trying to give guys lap dances, or they are willing to go with their guy but start cursing him out for looking at the women.
Upon arriving we got an area that was close to the stage, ordered drinks, all the guys seemed so relaxed except Mr. Anal-phobia who I will be calling Jeff from here on. These ladies were so cool when they saw a girl doing a good dance they would get out a $5 and quietly go over to the stage to drop it down I took a deep sigh of relief because you know there is nothing more embarrassing than getting thrown out of a place. The ladies and I gathered together picked out 4 girls to come over to give the guys lap dances I picked out a nice shapely brunette she had some nice tits and ass going on. I loved the way this girl walked when she moved her tits n ass were bouncing and behaving, warm brown eyes, when she came over to me at first she thought I wanted a dance, but I directed her to Jeff. Now gang you would the girl had the plague as jumpy as this man got, I am dead serious he started stuttering talking about he didn’t want a dance, Why? you know I asked with attitude, “Are you afraid your dick might get hard?” , you have to be kidding me if you think the girls aren’t used to it, and then everyone else started to chime in. Poor girl is trying to relax him by first sitting and chatting with us after 3 mins. of soothing him she finally began to work him over Jeff was sweating, eyes all glazed over, and tensed up. Most un-erotic thing I have seen from a man in a long time thank goodness she started in the middle of the song so I didn’t have to suffer long watching this debacle. Shit I had to tell him to tip damn girl.
Never one to be shy I told I pulled out some money and told him to watch how one is really suppose to enjoy a lap dance. Trust me I enjoyed her gyrating all over me while me and her ended up having a convo. about camming during her dance but she never wavered from giving me a good dance. I inspired the other ladies in the group to get one all the men were worked up in the group when here comes Jeff with this off the wall question “Are you bi?” WTF we are in strip club what the hell did you expect me to do just sit here? and if I am why do you care? I shut him down when I fired back on him even his friends were a little taken back with his questions. After that we only stayed another hr. with him barely saying anything he had to know he had ruined any chance of him getting any pussy that night and from the way I feel about him right now he won’t be seeing it again.
What person do you know turns down a lap dance when someone else is paying for it? or any man that gets stressed out when someone he is seeing gets a lap dance from a hot chick?
