As you know by now it hasn’t been long since I returned to the dating scene after being with one man for 10 yrs. I thought it would be difficult especially since I have an alternative style of work. I haven’t had but a couple of guys not being understanding about it however in past month or so I have had 3 off the wall dates. Now you know I like variety and feel free to let me know if I am being to hard on the guys or not.
1.) Rick 6ft. 1, med. built white guy, he had some pretty eyes, and wore glasses I wanted to see what was going on behind them he just had this look in his eye’s. Rick rents a room in a 4 bedroom house I am understanding of that especially in these hard economic times. I had previously meet all of his roommates when we hung out one night, through constant communication, and going out on a few dates we decided to take it to the next level. So it’s Mon. night I finished up my shift at 1 and he promptly picked me up now most men I know even if they are just coming to pick you up they throw on some descent but not him. We stopped at the store to pick up some brew and never was I so embrassed when I saw in the light what he had on some sweat pants that where faded black, tight at the ankle, had pills all over them I just wanted to pick them off, and to top it off a black tee-shirt with a hole under the arm pit big enough to fit a grapefruit through it I quickly gave him the few items I picked up and got back in the car.
Finally we are at the house he had his room set up really nice only thing about it was that his bathroom was down the hall. No sooner than I had taken the first sip of beer Rick is all over me like white on rice , I gave him some sugar, and told him to slow down I was there all night. Now once you are into your 3rd beer it’s time to hit the restroom, I walk into this bathroom, and it was the nastiest thing I had ever seen in my life. I have been to truck stop restrooms that were cleaner the tube had a green ring, the sink area was descent, but once you got to the commode area you were sick to your stomach. I didn’t know what to do I thought to myself should I just hunt for another bathroom, go outside, or perhaps there is some cleaner in here. Luckily for me there was along with some gloves and a big sponge I am standing there doing the bathroom dance while cleaning the commode area. Pissed and disgusted I head back down the hall to his room the door is open but the TV is off he says “Why were you making so much noise in there?” in a harsh tone “because I had to clean your nasty ass bathroom!” while replying I flicked on the light switch then screamed and started scratching to feel for the light switch to turn it back off. Because there sat on the edge of the bed Rick pasty white, butt naked, and with a little red dick the size of an outdoor Xmas bulb 
his roommates were already laughing they laughed even harder when I said “What is going on with your dick?” “Shut the door you are embrassing me I have something I wanna tell you” he yells. I said can you cover up first and let me turn the light on? afterwards I sat on the bed beside him and he told me he couldn’t get it up that’s what he was doing while I was in the bathroom. I told him that’s alright it happens from time to time then kissed him on the forehead happy as hell that he couldn’t from the looks of it I didn’t want it. I actually slept in my pj’s sometime the next morning I felt the bed just wiggling, I knew he was over there jerkin, next thing I know he’s sliding up behind me rubbing his dick all on my ass, and as much as I like it in the morning I played dead asleep. Off he went to his nice clean bathroom to finish needless to say we still chit chat but we both know it’s just not happening.
2.) Mark here I go with the glasses again lol he is 5’11 built like a football player seemed really cool and I had known him since I used to work in the casino we just never went there but we sure knew we wanted to. We’re chatting one night and he mentioned how it was perfect snuggling weather I felt comfortable enough to tell him to come on over. I am used to when a guy comes over for the night he has a man bag even if it’s nothing more than 2 plastic grocery bags but not Mark he has a basket not a laundry basket a little red riding hood type basket. I laughed my ass off he goes “what?” as he walking in swinging that damn basket. Later on in the evening we are on the bed being hospitable as I am I let him have control of the remote now I admit I like the discovery channel so there was no problem when he turned to it. The problem came in when he was trying to put the moves on me while we are watchin as they are about to do a lamb scarfice. I am dead serious the man grabs up the lamb by its back legs, the women are dancing around chanting, he is about to come across the lambs neck with a machete, and Mark is nibbling on my neck. WTF !!!! I had to scream at him to turn it off after I composed myself we got into the mix and he whispers to me he wants to take it from the back. I don’t know about you when I am in that position I like to look back there’s just something about watching the expression on the man’s face and the way his body is moving that turns me on. Well when I looked back this time I burst out laughing there is Mark going at it with his glasses on, eyes wide open, and hair swinging into his face. Then he starts pumping faster and faster saying what you laugh at? what you laughing at? keep in mind the walls in some Vegas apts. are thin so when I said “I am laughing at you take those damn glasses off what the hell do you need to see I can guide it in?” I think the guy next door might of heard me he started laughing. That ruffled Mark feather’s for a little bit but it didn’t take long for us to get back in the mix. 
3.) Anthony a fine piece of chocooooolate mmmmmmm that I meet at the grocery store a few weeks ago. Last night he comes over and we chill out while I work the phones I was only logging in for a couple of hrs., he asks if he can kick off his shoes, and that was no problem with me. Little did I imagine that he was going to take off his socks to I am sitting over at my desk watching him as he pulls them off his feet were so ashy and so husky that it flew into the air like dust particles on to my coffee table. Anthony didn’t even seem to care he is just rubbing his feet together stuff is just falling off and it sounded like 2 pieces of sand paper rubbing togther. All plans of us getting it on last night completely went out my head because all I could imagine was all that husk in my bed feeling like cookie crumbs on top of the fact his toes looked like they could Freddy Krueger my sheets.
