If you’ve tweeted, been following my blog, or cammed with me some of this you may already know.  Feel free to tell me 10 thing’s I don’t know about you

1.) Rain turns me on

2.) I live in Sin City but I am originally from Va.

3.) Cooking is not just a trade for me it is a heartfelt passion to me sitting down over good food and drink rules life.

4.) I love piling up on my pedestal (bed) with magazine’s just reading through them til I fall asleep.

5.) I have no children and never been married.

6.) To combine my love for the adult industry and hospitality I want to own a strip club and a bar.

7.) Anytime is the right time for sex if u ask me.

8.) I am a crime show buff so Discovery Id was made for me lol

9.) My wildest fantasy is to have sex outside on a bed a lite rainfall would top it off.

10.) I love rock music from Queen to Kid Rock (I am a huge Kid Rock and Aerosmith fan)

By the Urban Dictionary’s definition of Cougar we seem to be some older desperate women scouring bar’s for younger men and willing to blow money on them. Wrong !!!!! I don’t know what kind of Cougar’s the writer’s at the Urban Dictionary or several other articles I found have been hanging around but I am here to give you a different point of view.

• Cougar’s do possess a certain self confidence that allows us to be sensual, aggressive, somewhat coy, and candid in all area’s of our life.
• We have had great relationship’s and bad one’s just like everyone else that doesn’t mean we are an emotional wreck needing you to play Dr. Phil for us.
• We don’t think about sex all the time we have to work , spend time with family, friends, and plus me time. * Keep in mind though we do tend to be quite horny so you my find us wanting sex at odd times, odd places, different positions, and we like to experiment.*
• We are full of wisdom but that doesn’t mean we are going to treat you like mom.
• Yes we are self sufficient but that doesn’t mean we are going to spend our dough on you we expect you to be the same.
• We do like you to be hot but we also like you to have brains to nothing worse than dealing with someone whose only topic’s of conversation’s is how many shot’s he can do, his phone, his rod, getting high,  and where the next party is there  really is just so much more to life.
• We are aggressive in our pursuit of you meaning yes we let you know right away we want you however, we aren’t going to chase you and chase you like we have lost our mind.  We learned a long time ago anything that you have to chase to much may not be that good for you so if we lose out well we just lose out.
• When it comes to sex not every cougar wants to be banged or will we devour you like we are some wild animal.
• We do what it takes to keep ourselves up and if we haven’t begun we are quick to catch up.

Now that you have my view on cougars being that I am one go out there and experience the joys of one.

Dayuum if I know but I sure do pick up some real character’s the search for my cowboy continues but until then here is what I have come across recently:

Mr. Fart-O-Rama: He loves a home cooked meal and I love to cook so one Sunday I whipped us up some rib-eye steaks, double stuffed baked potatoes, and french cut string beans.  Had a nice bottle of wine I love white yeah I know white doesn’t go with meat but I love Chateau Ste. Michelle’s Riesling pick you up some trust me it’s a treat.  Honey ate everything on his plate which made me smile nothing like seeing someone enjoy your cooking and off we go to chill out on the couch.  We are sitting there with the TV on just talking when he let’s out a fart now if it had been just a simple fart I would have just laughed it off.  But the farts just kept on coming and they smelt like chemicals I am dead serious seemed like every 15 min. he was letting out a series of farts.  We were into the second bottle of wine and I was feeling mighty nice I just flat out told him I need to harness that gas you got and sell it I bet it could be used as a new bio-diesel fuel.  Once I said that I broke into a deep laughter which didn’t sit to well with him oh well.

Mr. Smelly Man: Make plans to hang out after he comes from the gym.  Little did I know he wasn’t going to wash up before he got here I had never had a dude come over after the gym that wanted to use my shower.  My first thought was to say no but by the way he was smelling it was a must he wasn’t even nice enough to clean my bathroom up. Ugggh  The date was short and I am not pressed to talk to him something about that completely turned me off. Am I being to picky?

Mr. Enzyte:  Now don’t go under the assumption that only older men have problems getting it up it can hit men in 30′s.  This guy was so sexy I just wanted to crawl all over him he talked right, walked right, smelled right, one hell of a kisser, and I had no problem with him wanting to take thing’s slow.  Well after a month of this question’s began to pop in my mind is he not feeling me?  Have I not sent out the right signal?  Is there someone else in the picture?  So he comes over and once again we are hot and heavy on the couch it’s about 2 am or so and I knew he didn’t have to work the next day.  I excused myself went in my bedroom came back with just a t-shirt and boy shorts and straddled his lap he smiled so hard once again we are at.  He’s telling me he wants me I tell take me I am thinking to myself what do I have to do get butt naked crack these legs and guide you into the pussy like a ground air traffic controller.  Well he slows things down to tell me he has been having issue’s with getting up and had gone to the doctor for some pills and you know me I told him to pop one. You should have seen how fast I went off to the kitchen to get him a glass of water  he was very pleased to see I was so understanding about it however,  all my understanding went out the window when hour later I am so heated that I was jumpier than a cat on a hot tin roof.   Poor man was so disappointed with himself I told him he need to try a different brand and to go back to his doctor.  I have to admit he is hella good with the tongue and he likes to help me play with the toys.

Mr. Drive-Thru:  Now some of you may seen me tweet about this guy but in case you missed it let me recap for you.  It was a Wens. night and right as I came off cam I get a call from this guy whom I had never given the goodies to.  He proceeds to tell me how horny he is and all the things he wants to do to me cause he had peeped in on me in free chat .  It’s 9:30 pm he has to be to work at 11 it takes 20 min. to get to my house from his and then a 25 min. ride to his job from my house I kindly pointed this out to him and asked what did he think my pussy was a drive thru ?  With all I have do you think that it will only take 7 min. or less to serve me come on you shouldn’t even let a girl know all that.  No I haven’t received a call back poor ole me. Not!!! lol

Until next time you guys Misbehave

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